25 Thoughts everyone has on a night out! Don’t you agree?

After the show it’s the after party and after the party it’s the HORRIBLE HANGOVER.
From start to finish i’m sure you’ll agree we have all had nights out where most of these have happened, but would we change them? Of course we wouldn’t.

1. What do i wear? Am i cool enough for this? Is this too much?
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Do i look desperate in this?

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Fuck it , back to the first outfit i tried on 7hours ago.

2. How much make up is too much make up? Answer…I don’t know i’m applying eyeliner after way too much alcohol.

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3. GLITTER GLITTER WHO HAS THE GLITTER?. It ain’t a party until everyone in your party is covered in glitter.

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4. What time do we have to leave?? 10pm PERFECT. Actual time you leave, anywhere betweeen 10:15 and 10:45 and putting one foot in front of the other becomes increasingly difficult.

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5. If i miss free entry i swear to god i will kill her for making us stop at that public loo/bush/park so she could pee.

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6. Wait a second, am i more drunk than everyone? QUICK! Suggest shots so everyone can catch up.

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7. Wait a second, am i the most sober? HELL NO!  I am not being responsible for these dumb dumbs. SHOTS.

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8. I FORGOT MY ID, I FORGOT MY CARD, I FORGOT MY KEYS. No wait, its here. Carry on.

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9. We should pre-drink now so that we don’t have to spend money in the club.Next Day…WHO DID I THINK I WAS LAST NIGHT BILL GATES?

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10. Hello new best friend, we may have only just met a few seconds ago, whilst applying make up in the toilets but i just KNOW we are soul mates.

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11. To the over crowded smoking area everyone!

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12. To the over crowded bar everyone!

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13. Everyone must move everywhere together at all times, otherwise you won’t see each other again.

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14. (Insert name here) Is missing again! I saw them kissing (so and so) here. Fuck it. I’ll go get them .

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15. HELL YEAHHHHHH. This is OUR song. Let’s go girls, who run the world GIRLS!

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16. Oh ,shit – That shouldn’t have happened. Well here’s to sorting this mess out tomorrow.

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17. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! To anyone you have ever met. Ever.

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18. I’m sorry did my glare look like ‘PLEASE DANCE UP ON ME’ to you, NO?!. FRIEND SAVE ME QUICK, Claim to be my lover immediately.

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19. WHO TURNED ON THE LIGHTS, Jesus don’t make me see myself. Get me home now.

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20. Hello kebabish i’ll take one of EVERYTHING please.

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21. My bed, my beautiful, beautiful bed. Sure all 384301842 of us can sleep here.

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22. AHHHHHHH. I’m Dying.

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23. Who on earth is this in this photo/ texting me/ sleeping next to me.

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24. IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. I NEED COFFEE NOW.

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25. Same time next week?!

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Thanks for reading everyone.
Let me know in the comments if any of these have happened to you.
Danielle Jade
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The Bloggers Hangout – LFW- Event. What caught my eye?! 

Hello beautiful people, todays post is a look back on my day at the Bloggers Hangout event i recently attended.

The event was at 1pm and by that point i think i had spent enough time applying every highlighter i just purchased before putting on my new favourite all black Noisey May dress and requesting my Uber. The theme was all black chic which is perfect for my 99% black wardrobe.

Once my Uber dropped me off i was immediately lost! Perfect, well done Danielle. Luckily a fellow blogger was there to endure the hunt for the venue with me and we did eventually make it, even if we did think we were walking into someones back garden at one point.

The venue was smaller than i imagined but i do think that added to the atmosphere. It created the hustle and  bustle of an almost indoor market feel whilst maintaining the peace and ambience  any compact and well organised event would.

There were so many fabulous brands within the building and i loved chatting to everyone. All the tasters i tried were truly delicious, it would be so hard to pinpoint a favourite!

 
I did come away with some items, that i just have to share with you all though, as some of these really did catch my eye.

First up,

Cranes. This company is set up by twin brothers that put the focus of their ciders into the hands of tiny little cranberries. They have three very distinct yet very different flavours; original cranberry, strawberry and kiwi and my favourite raspberry and pomegranate.

 

 Not only do these ciders taste, crisp, clean and ultimately delicious, they are only 99 calories a bottle! Perfect for those of us who want to cut down on sugar.
The gift box of three retails at £8 which i think is perfect pricing, less than £3 per bottle for this unique cranberry cider.

Next up is a brand called get buzzing. You may have heard of these guys before, they are making delicious flapjacks with no nuts at all in the product. With 100% natural ingredients these snack bars are perfect for people on the go. They are also vegetarian which is an added bonus.

 
I took away the peanut butter flapjack as I didn’t understand how this could taste anything like peanut butter if it contained no actual peanuts.The flapjack tasted mainly plain at first but the more of the bar you eat, you get a sense into the fact that there is some peanut butter flavour incorporated.Now if I was to be super picky I’d say more peanut butter flavour please, but the point of this product isn’t for it to taste 100% like peanut butter it’s to create a taste illusion for people who may be allergic to nuts and that is brilliant.

Onto the next bar that truly fascinated me, the crobar.

 
Watching people’s faces as we are told this product contains cricket flour was one of my personal highlights within the whole event. There’s the immediate, ew. Followed by the temptation to try it, the questions of why!? Then the actual taste.
Fascinated I opted for the peanut flavour in hopes it would have a weaker taste than raw cocoa and I was correct.

 
I actually enjoyed the taste of this bar but not the texture. This product won’t crumble is an almost wet dough like texture that squished together. For me that texture is what I couldn’t get my head around more than the fact it had cricket flour in.

Next up, another favourite of mine. Bluebird tea co gave me two samples to take away. Immediately I loved the packaging. I drink tea nearly everyday. Peppermint tea has become my hangover remedy.

 
The Mojitea, is delicious! Peppermint and lime are two of my favourite flavours and I let this brew until it was quite strong to really keep in those flavours. I wouldn’t say it tastes exactly like a mojito but it is as close as a tea can get.

The morning kick tea, I wish I hadn’t brewed it for as long. Ginger can be quite a hit or miss flavour for myself and I think had I taken the tea bag out sooner I would have enjoyed this more. The smell of this tea however is incredible! It really does make me feel ready for the day.
Finally I started with a drink so I’ll end with a drink. (Well jelly)

 
From cocktail mania, Jelly shots. I’m sure on the day these girls had a mission to get everyone drunk, I obviously happily obliged. How could I say no?

 
Alcohol and colours that look like they came straight out of Willy Wonkas  factory. I’m in. The flavours were delicious. I would like all the flavours at every future party I host please!

Other brands I didn’t bring away testers from but highly adored include Co-Yo and the protein drinks co and Ross and Ross.

 
These brands certainly caught my eye, I found their products were fascinating and the brand representatives very informative and relatable. I wish I could post more about them however I’m afraid I didn’t take away products to fully review for you all now.

 
I had so much fun at the event, I think I’m starting to get the hang of these now, and going on my own isn’t half as scary as I think it’s going to be.

Thank you to the team over at Bloggers Hangout for inviting me. I cannot wait to see what else you have in store!

Thanks for reading Danielle Jade

(I better go eat now, I’m super hungry after this)