After the show it’s the after party and after the party it’s the HORRIBLE HANGOVER.
From start to finish i’m sure you’ll agree we have all had nights out where most of these have happened, but would we change them? Of course we wouldn’t.
1. What do i wear? Am i cool enough for this? Is this too much?
Do i look desperate in this?
Fuck it , back to the first outfit i tried on 7hours ago.
2. How much make up is too much make up? Answer…I don’t know i’m applying eyeliner after way too much alcohol.
3. GLITTER GLITTER WHO HAS THE GLITTER?. It ain’t a party until everyone in your party is covered in glitter.
4. What time do we have to leave?? 10pm PERFECT. Actual time you leave, anywhere betweeen 10:15 and 10:45 and putting one foot in front of the other becomes increasingly difficult.
5. If i miss free entry i swear to god i will kill her for making us stop at that public loo/bush/park so she could pee.
6. Wait a second, am i more drunk than everyone? QUICK! Suggest shots so everyone can catch up.
7. Wait a second, am i the most sober? HELL NO! I am not being responsible for these dumb dumbs. SHOTS.
8. I FORGOT MY ID, I FORGOT MY CARD, I FORGOT MY KEYS. No wait, its here. Carry on.
9. We should pre-drink now so that we don’t have to spend money in the club.Next Day…WHO DID I THINK I WAS LAST NIGHT BILL GATES?
10. Hello new best friend, we may have only just met a few seconds ago, whilst applying make up in the toilets but i just KNOW we are soul mates.
11. To the over crowded smoking area everyone!
12. To the over crowded bar everyone!
13. Everyone must move everywhere together at all times, otherwise you won’t see each other again.
14. (Insert name here) Is missing again! I saw them kissing (so and so) here. Fuck it. I’ll go get them .
15. HELL YEAHHHHHH. This is OUR song. Let’s go girls, who run the world GIRLS!
16. Oh ,shit – That shouldn’t have happened. Well here’s to sorting this mess out tomorrow.
17. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! To anyone you have ever met. Ever.
18. I’m sorry did my glare look like ‘PLEASE DANCE UP ON ME’ to you, NO?!. FRIEND SAVE ME QUICK, Claim to be my lover immediately.
19. WHO TURNED ON THE LIGHTS, Jesus don’t make me see myself. Get me home now.
20. Hello kebabish i’ll take one of EVERYTHING please.
21. My bed, my beautiful, beautiful bed. Sure all 384301842 of us can sleep here.
22. AHHHHHHH. I’m Dying.
23. Who on earth is this in this photo/ texting me/ sleeping next to me.
24. IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. I NEED COFFEE NOW.
25. Same time next week?!
Thanks for reading everyone.
Let me know in the comments if any of these have happened to you.